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Sauce Weasels by gennady Sauce Weasels by gennady
Ok ok ok ok ok... this is a scientific illustration based on the theory that all sauce comes from various breeds of sauce weasel. They just lay packets of sauce like chicken lay eggs. Each breed produces its own unique sauce and each has its characteristics. For instance the soy sauce weasel maintains a fully vegetarian diet. The elusive secret sauce weasel is in actuality a cross breed of a ketchup weasel and a salad dressing ferret. The American BBQ weasel is most active during summer and the Worcestershire weasel has a fondness for fish in its diet. The Mexican hot sauce breed is born with one of three temperaments: spicy, medium, and mild. So far the scientific community has scoffed at my theory... the fools. I suspect a cover-up that the sauce industry does not want exposed.
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Skylark333 Mar 12, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Why is this so perfect!? Great job, your style is adorable. :)
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:icontinywild:
Very funny and cute! :aww:
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TheFleetingShadow Jan 13, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
This is sheer genius. I think the scientific community was intimidated by your intelligence, so that's why they dismissed your theory.
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Interimnity Jan 4, 2013  Student General Artist
This is so cute. ^_^
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dem-potatoes Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
SUS!
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:iconargentstonecutter:
Where's the Wasabi Weasel?
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:iconglowworm56:
The Honey-Mustard one is my absolute favorite of the bunch. It is absolutely adorable and I love honey mustard!
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MaxterandKiwiKing Nov 30, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Alllfredoooooooo.....Is my favorite sauce. :P
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ArissaAutore Nov 19, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
you sir! (ma'am?) are a sauce weasel of the most sagacious variety. would you happen to have any sketches depicting the illustrious "awesome sauce" weasel?
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:iconvarsa-svasa:
Teriyaki, BBQ, and Worcestershire are my faves. XD I can actually see them like that. And relish is so you cuuuute.
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