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Sauce Weasels by gennady Sauce Weasels by gennady
Ok ok ok ok ok... this is a scientific illustration based on the theory that all sauce comes from various breeds of sauce weasel. They just lay packets of sauce like chicken lay eggs. Each breed produces its own unique sauce and each has its characteristics. For instance the soy sauce weasel maintains a fully vegetarian diet. The elusive secret sauce weasel is in actuality a cross breed of a ketchup weasel and a salad dressing ferret. The American BBQ weasel is most active during summer and the Worcestershire weasel has a fondness for fish in its diet. The Mexican hot sauce breed is born with one of three temperaments: spicy, medium, and mild. So far the scientific community has scoffed at my theory... the fools. I suspect a cover-up that the sauce industry does not want exposed.
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:iconkrazykatt11:
KrazyKatt11 Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2015
Omigosh I want a pet soy weasel now.
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fuschia-foxx Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Love it!
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swandog Featured By Owner May 17, 2014  Professional Traditional Artist
Well, they are "mustard-lids", after all. ;D (That's what my hubby calls them, hehe.) 
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Skylark333 Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Why is this so perfect!? Great job, your style is adorable. :)
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TinyWild Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2014
Very funny and cute! :aww:
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TheFleetingShadow Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
This is sheer genius. I think the scientific community was intimidated by your intelligence, so that's why they dismissed your theory.
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Interimnity Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
This is so cute. ^_^
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dem-potatoes Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
SUS!
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argentstonecutter Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2012
Where's the Wasabi Weasel?
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glowworm56 Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012
The Honey-Mustard one is my absolute favorite of the bunch. It is absolutely adorable and I love honey mustard!
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MaxterandKiwiKing Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Alllfredoooooooo.....Is my favorite sauce. :P
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ArissaAutore Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
you sir! (ma'am?) are a sauce weasel of the most sagacious variety. would you happen to have any sketches depicting the illustrious "awesome sauce" weasel?
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Varsa-svasa Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2012
Teriyaki, BBQ, and Worcestershire are my faves. XD I can actually see them like that. And relish is so you cuuuute.
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Yaoi-Huntress-Earth Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You should do a study series on each of them. With little pictures and research notes.
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LeahLevi Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:tighthug: OAO so beautiful
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Rhetoric-Nervosa Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2012
These are so cute! I love the Teriyaki weasel's whiskers. :3
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WizardCat3 Featured By Owner May 21, 2012
Sauce weasels? Yes please. xD
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Dionaya Featured By Owner May 16, 2012  Student General Artist
I refuse to accept that there is only one species of hot sauce weasel. XC
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SlaughterOtter Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
lol this is so creative!
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xX-Chase-Xx Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
CUTE! ♥
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radish-growing Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2012  Student
this. is. amazing. *___*
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gleefanart Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
this might be the most adorable thing i have ever seen.
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NewIntroduction Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
True genius...
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HimmyKitten Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2011
The BBQ one looks like a sausage lol
The soy one is SOOO cute kinda reminds me of an otter (in a good way lol)
the ketchup and katsup ones are cute as well :)
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meeshmoose Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2011
wonderful idea and adorable drawings!
i wonder how the awesomesauce breed looks like x3
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MistressMiel Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2011  Professional General Artist
Oh gosh, they are insanely cute!
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RachelRedqueen Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2011
SOOOOO CUTTY!
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chameleocoonJ Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
So awesome! He he, weasels.... whoa.. thought train says: Weasley sauce, like from Harry Potter! :D
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JacquelineRae Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2011
I love this picture so much I named my ferrets after the different sauces. I rescued Spaghetti (Sketti) and Alfredo (Fredo) last year from the SPCA and just bought little baby Pesto a few months ago. SAUCE WEEZOLS!
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xstarfallx Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2011
Most original idea ever! X) I love the Worcestershire. It is yummy and amazingly fluffy.
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RachelRedqueen Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2011
So lovely!
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Splashabelle Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2011
This is so funny! Nice work! :D
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Manga-Queen8 Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2011
Awesome!!!
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Violetwolfe Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2011  Student General Artist
i completely support your explaination (i refuse to call it a theory) and will be willing to defend it utterly. :D
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fedoraStorm Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2011
What is this I don't even
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SirenaAngel Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2011
These are adorable! Well, done on your discovery!
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Padfoot3010 Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2011
I fully support your scientific endeavours and am appropriately amazed by your discoveries! 8)
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AnneliLev Featured By Owner May 15, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh! I like this idea, it's realy amazing!
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happy-coyote Featured By Owner May 8, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
HA the bbq sauce weasle has grill markings on it's back!!! at least i think it does :rofl:
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L-u-MP Featured By Owner May 4, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
So sauce comes from weasels, and salad dressing from ferrets...

...Do you know where chutney comes from?
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DeepDarkHana Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2011  Student General Artist
*licks the hot sauce weasle* ...mmmh Mild
lol these are super cute :D
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PhantomFox-Punx Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2011
Soy:iconicameplz: *drools*
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fallen796L Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2011
did you just make this up? =D?
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Lamoid23 Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2011
Awww... I kind of want to keep the honey-mustard weasel as a pet...
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Wonderwiess111 Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2011
awesomeee :music: :icontobiapprovesplz:
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OmbroParanojo Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
you are brilliant <3
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Jathis Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2011   Writer
Now all we need is some Spice Mice
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Satyrtail Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh my gosh! You did such an awesome job with these little guys.

When will the goverment just reveal what's true?:no:
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DaeDae13 Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
my favorites are Alfredo honey mustard and worcestershire
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Darnimax Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2010
I don't see any hollandaise... that's a sauce right? i've never eaten it...
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